Here are some jokes to get you through today

Did y’all ever hear of the muffins that got close?

They had a muffin because of it


How did the man on the moon cut his hair?

He eclipsed it


Where did George Washington put his armies?

In his sleeves


What did the light say the driver?

Don’t look I’m changing


Where do the penguins go the movies?

The Dive In